At the vets
- A woman came into the vets and asked "Do you spray bitches?" "Yes"
said the vet trying to keep a straight face "What colour would you like her?"
In the court room
- A witness was giving evidence to an incident, saying he was out walking his dog when it happened.
"Did you stop at all when you were walking your dog?" asked the Judge.
"My Lord" said the witness "have you ever taken a dog for a walk?"
At a stately home in the 1920's
- A couple took employment at a country estate, he as chauffeur and she as cook. They were
never on good terms with their employer, but remained with him for fourteen years.
Finally, after a row they gave in their notice - the wife ending with "And another thing -
since I've been cook here not a single plate has ever been washed - the dogs have licked them all."
Streaks ahead
- A young lady announced on local radio that she was going to walk naked down the High street. Hundreds gathered at the appointed time only to be disappointed. Instead of an attractive brunette in her birthday suit, they saw a fully clothed woman leading an English Springer Spaniel whose pet name was naked.
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These extract reproduced from "Paw Prints".
The official magazine for Friends of Cloverlands K9World.
Disclaimer :- While I have endeavoured as far as possible to verify all the items included herein, I cannot absolutely guarantee their accuracy,
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